I have such bad gas. I need some bean-o for tomorrow night so I’m not stinking up the Drake concert.
The Zombie Apocalypse may have just started in Florida.
In a truly sickening crime, a former high school football star was found naked on a Miami roadway this weekend literally eating another man’s head.
The victim lost over 80% of his face in the attack and was still listed in critical condition three days later.
It took several bullets to get the attacker to stop - and then, only when he actually died. The first couple of shots appeared to have no effect at all.
Authorities say the cheap street version of LSD known as ‘bath salts’ is to blame for the cannibalistic behavior.
A local policeman claims that at least four other attacks have happened in South Florida due to bath salts. In each case the attackers displayed ‘super-human’ behaviors and used their jaws as weapons.
Are street drugs creating zombie-like men?
I got my new phone case. It’s reaaaaallllly cute. I really love this phone. The more I’m around Kyle’s iPhone the more I realize it’s hideous and that my phone can do more.